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Favorite films

  • Godzilla Minus One
  • Oppenheimer
  • Drive
  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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  • The Rocketeer

    ★★★½

  • Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return

    ★½

  • The King's Speech

    ★★★½

  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★★

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★★

    Nominate it for Best Picture you cowards!!

    Powerful. Haunting. Visceral. Poignant. Seismic. Life-Changing. Proof that Japan is the only country that should be making these films. 

    Coming from a lifelong Godzilla fan, this might be the best film featuring the King of Monsters.

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★★★★

    “Now I am Become Death, The Father of Godzilla.”

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  • The Rocketeer

    The Rocketeer

    ★★★½

    There’s is just something amazing about 90s superhero films, especially ones not featuring Marvel or DC characters. They aren’t trying to set up cinematic universes or the next five sequels, they simply exist to entertain and showcase the spectacle of the comic book pages. Joe Johnston’s The Rocketeer deserves way more love because of this. 

    Entertaining as hell with a super likeable protagonist, Cliff Secord, played by someone who should’ve had a bigger film career, Billy Campbell. You know it’s…

  • Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return

    Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return

    ★½

    There will be nothing left of me after this Children of the Corn journey….

    Without a doubt the worst one thus far. The return of Isaac had some promise but it leads to nothing of any interest. I challenge you to keep track or remember any of the characters in this one. And we had Nancy Allen in this one 🤷🏻‍♂️

    In the words of the Foo Fighters, “Done, done, on to the next one!”

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  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★★

    I’d rather drink gasoline right from the nozzle than Jared Leto’s Hard Kombucha.

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    The best thing the SnyderVerse will be remembered for is being the punchline of a joke in Greta Gerwig’s Barbie.