Favorite films

  • Do the Right Thing
  • Paris, Texas
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Roma

Recent activity

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • The Lost City


  • Turning Red


  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye


Recent reviews

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City


    The 2020s offspring of iconic bisexual parent The Mummy (1999). Immensely fun to see studio nonsense like this in-cinema with pals.

    NB: While TLC might not be strictly Queer Culture in the way that TM is, every cast member is hot and I would.

  • Cruising



    Pacino dancing in a sweaty leather club while succumbing to poppers and maybe a little f slur later is 😚👌. H*terosexuality really be that fragile.

    PS Big love to Pacino's giant muscled colleague in nothing but a jockstrap and cowboy hat that randomly walks into the interrogation room and slaps him upside the head. A confusing scene, but I was here for it.

Popular reviews

  • Scenes from a Marriage

    Scenes from a Marriage


    If I ran an AirBnB, literally only Oscar Isaac would be allowed* to put his bare ass on the fluffy stool in my attic.

    *Cleaning fees may still apply, though.

  • Heat




    90s Perfection. Gagged.

    P.S. So satisfying to revisit "GREAT ASS" in situ.