Choices. Our lives are made of choices. When to get up. What to wear. Where to go. What to do. But our choices, however minute, however seemingly inconsequential, have ripples. They do mean things. Whether those meanings are important to the grand scheme of our lives is a whole other beast to tackle, but they do have meanings. And some people have bigger choices. Who to kill. Who to save. Who to lie to and who to…
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Time to Duel 2021
In Junior year of high school me and friend went out in the middle of the field during lunch with the whole school watching and pulled out to duel disks, proceeding to play a game of Yu-Gi-Oh to cheers and laughter. It was stupid, we knew it was silly, everyone was in on the joke, but it's one of those scenarios that is constantly living in my head. This movie reminded me a lot of that, and the guy who…
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997
As a comedy, it's got some hits. I think I enjoy Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in this much more than I do him as Austin Powers, but he's fine at both. I really like Seth Green in this, but in general I just don't really like this movie. One thing that especially doesn't work for me is it's parodying elements from James Bond. James Bond already is pretty goofy a lot of the time, so when Austin Powers tries…
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Subspecies V: Blood Rise 2023
Nicolaou is back baby! And he's being the rad dude Radu back with him. Subspecies V was one of my most anticipated movies of the year, and I was praying this would bring back a time of better Full Moon movies.
And it's pretty good. At the very least I liked it. It's got a fun spooky atmosphere, it's got just an incredible performance from Hove, and it looks pretty decent, practically gorgeous for a modern day…
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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 2019
Maybe it is the fact that I am not an edgy teenager anymore, but being controversial and edgy for the sake of being edgy or as some convoluted attempt at humor isn't funny to me. And that is all this comedy special is. Dave Chappelle says something controversial or just really fucking shitty and people laugh. It isn't ever even a joke. Instead he just pretty much says "I don't like trans people" to thunderous applause.
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Open Season 2006
Rewatching animated films from your childhood is one of the most scarring things you can do to yourself. I really really liked this movie when I was 9, and now... It's god awful.
The worst part of the film is probably the terribly aged animation, that most likely was passable at best even at the time of release. But even giving it the benefit of the doubt with regards to animation simply aging, the voice acting is very bad, none…
