A literal embarrassment of a movie.
Great and Unique Cinematography.
Stupid and Unrealistic.
Poor Lead Act.
Terrible Main Plot.
Subpar Opening, Poor 1st Act, Poor 2nd Act, Late and Subpar Climax, Lackluster 3rd Act, Solid Ending.
Horrible and Disgusting Love Interest.
Terrible Comic Relief.
Zero Chemistry between Characters.