• Child's Play

    Child's Play

    ★★

    This movie’s actually alright. The kid was really cute and I didn’t want to see any harm come to him. It’s pretty funny how Chucky’s main attack is literally just biting people. Why doesn’t anyone ever just step on him though?

  • Corpse Bride

    Corpse Bride

    ★★

    I didn’t really like this movie as a kid, but I decided to give it another chance and unfortunately it didn’t really win me over :/ It has some cute moments, but overall I just feel bored watching it. Not much really happens. Every other time I’ve tried watching it I’ve fallen asleep. There’s like four songs and only one of them is good. I don’t really think it compares to The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • Casper

    Casper

    Watching this made me kinda sad because I loved it so much as a kid 😢

  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★

    The first Evil Dead was pretty wacky but at the end of the day I feel like its goal was to scare me. The sequel is just a live action cartoon. There aren’t many movies that look, feel and move like this

  • Final Destination

    Final Destination

    I watched this immediately after watching The Evil Dead. Going from such a gory, utterly insane early-80s horror masterpiece to this bland, relatively tame early-2000s crapsterpiece was pretty interesting lol. I thought the fatal disaster that begins this film was handled shockingly well, with with a surprising amount of emotion and time spent in the aftermath of the tragedy. It felt legitimately upsetting. Too bad every other death in the film is glossed over immediately so the spectacle and thrills can…

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My first time seeing this absolute classic.

    For the first twenty minutes or so this film was one of the most shockingly bad examples I’ve ever seen of horror movie characters making idiotic decisions, to the point that I found myself a little frustrated even though I know genre conventions dictate that these characters are just fodder to be killed. Then the disgusting goop monsters showed up, and I was hooked. I didn’t care anymore that the characters were going…

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is one of the few times something that’s gotten meme-level hyper popular on Netflix has actually totally deserved the hype. Talking to people about this show and hearing/overhearing people talking about it has basically been unavoidable for the last week or so of my life and I’ve heard people make comparisons to the likes of The Hunger Games, Battle Royale, and Cubed. The death game story is unoriginal but the experience of actually watching this show is totally unique. Though there…

  • The Sixth Sense

    The Sixth Sense

    ★★★

    The last two scenes of this movie slap so hard

  • Paths of Glory

    Paths of Glory

    ★★★★

    I went into this completely blind. At first the premise was ridiculous to me - a bunch of Americans playing French soldiers - but the film is so astounding you forget about it after two minutes. I was completely blown away by this immersive, emotionally exhausting, profound experience. Simply one of Kubrick’s best films and among the best films I’ve ever watched. It inspired significantly more energy and thought in my brain than its 80-minute runtime should possibly warrant. I’ve…

  • Riders of Justice

    Riders of Justice

    ★★★

    Sheeesh! This was pretty fun. A weird combination of crime/revenge thriller, action movie, comedy and family drama. Like a volatile chemical reaction, all the elements come together and explode. At times it’s surprisingly brutal and dark, other times it’s silly and cute. Mads Mikkelsen is a great actor but this is not one of his best roles that I’ve seen, his character felt pretty one-note to me (he’s mostly just a dick), but the scenes that required him to be…

  • More

    More

    ★★★★

    Some of the shots in this I’m just like how??

  • River's Edge

    River's Edge

    ★★★

    [HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]