• All That Jazz

    All That Jazz

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    101 Films in 2021

    Hey now, I'm too young to be facing my mortality like this!

  • Tell Your Children

    Tell Your Children

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    That awkward moment when you take one puff of a joint then end up committing vehicular manslaughter, attempted assault, and first-degree murder.

  • Normal People

    Normal People

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    If anyone needs me I will be sobbing in the bathtub for the foreseeable future.

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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    Totally unrealistic the CEO would never give a shit about his employees even if he was kidnapped

  • Belfast

    Belfast

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    This will probably become your grandmother’s new favorite movie

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

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    Imagine going to visit your aunt and uncle because your father is on the brink of death and getting roped into an illegal food trafficking operation that results in the destruction of all local habitats and the major disruption of food suppliers, couldn’t be me.

  • The Humans

    The Humans

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    There's nothing more difficult than realizing you can't be the adult your parents excepted you to be.

  • Old

    Old

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    watching this was a constant battle between "wow this looks amazing" to "wow there is not a single good performance here" to "ugh why are we villainizing chronic illness" to "oh wow now I'm terrified of growing up now"

    Keep doing what you're doing M. Night!

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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    β€œYou were scared?”
    β€œI thought you knew that about me.”

    Grant,

    It is with mixed emotions I write this letter. On the one hand, I’m glad I didn’t force you to make a Letterboxd account because the odds of you seeing this are next to zero; even if you had made one you probably wouldn’t have checked it very much, if at all. However, there’s a small part of me that wishes, that hopes you’ll end up here somehow. I…

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

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    And to think, I was actually pretty excited for this one.

    I've never particularly enjoyed Edgar Wright's movies. He's an average director and a shitty screenwriter who thinks that using Chekhov's gun twenty times constitutes a satisfying story. He neutered Scott Pilgrim, directed one of the most boring zombie movies in recent memory, and continually confuses the constant use of vaguely catchy tunes as "style" while forgetting to write compelling characters or develop his themes.

    Last Night in Soho is…

  • Ronin

    Ronin

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    This is actually the only movie ever that genuinely understands how to use a MacGuffin

  • Resident Evil

    Resident Evil

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    She kills a dog with a flying jump kick! There’s a laser hallway! Shitty VFX and prosthetics!! CinΓ¨mΓ !!