Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

The only thing keeping me going in these trying times is the fact that in 2003 The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences saw Johnny Derp staggering around in a pirate costume for 2.5 hours and generally acting intoxicated and confused and said “let’s nominate that man for an academy award.”

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