Ethan ☔️

Been on this site for way to long the brain rot is starting to take hold.

Favorite films

  • The Living End
  • The Watermelon Woman
  • Great Freedom
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Recent activity

  • Attica

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


  • Aquaman

Pinned reviews

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans


    "I made you look like you could fly."
    "But I can’t fly."

    The image does not exist without you

    About fifteen months ago I decided to shoot some footage of my immediate and extended family. Nothing fancy, just a bunch of locked-down tripod shots on a shitty Canon T5i showcasing my family renovating the downstairs apartment of my grandparent's home, an apartment that we would be moving into during the time it took to build our new house. I filmed…

  • Babette's Feast

    Babette's Feast


    I was having a conversation with my family a while ago where we were rehashing holidays and large family gatherings from the past. Every time we would struggle to recall a detail or the date in general someone would chime in with what food had been prepared that day, every member of our family has a signature dish that they like to prepare when we all get together and it’s always the highlight of the night. After about three or…

Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    Baffling creative choice to split this into two movies as I gladly would’ve watched the five hour complete cut of this story. I laughed I cried I gasped I shouted I said aww more times than I thought I would. This is what the movies were made for baby!

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    Kathryn Hahn the milf that you are even in animated form.(How the fuck do you top this?)

Popular reviews

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    I understand this movie perfectly I just think it fucking sucks.

  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs

    So uhhhhhhhhh... who’s gonna tell Tarantino he doesn’t actually have an n word pass.