Late Movie Reviews

Late Movie Reviews

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Favorite films

  • It Comes at Night
  • The Lego Movie
  • Babylon
  • The Thing

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  • The Cameraman

    ★★★★

  • The Kid

    ★★★★½

  • The Wandering Earth II

    ★★★

  • The Wandering Earth

    ★★½

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  • LMR

    LMR

    ★★★★★

    Guys I am not a movie but thank you so much! It’s very flattering to see all these people saying such nice things about me. Never before have I been referred to as a “comfort movie😍😊😊” but I genuinely appreciate it. I also saw someone say I was better than The Godfather. While I don’t personally agree myself, I think it’s about the nicest thing that anyone has said to me. I mean wow y’all. Im so flattered to see…

  • Honest Thief

    Honest Thief

    ★★★

    8:00 pm

    YES OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO EPIC EPICKY EPIC!!! OMG UES GREAT FILM I LIKE WHEN HE SAID “I’m comin’ fuh yuu” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 and then the part when he was like BOOM and then he said “ready to confess?” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 DUDE OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO AWESOME YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIAM NEESON CAN DO ANYTHING HES SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay three great moments of 2020: “Can I help you, sir?”, “Take the…

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  • The Cameraman

    The Cameraman

    ★★★★

    Second film in the silent film double feature with live organ. The organist did a phenomenal job with this one. The sound effects in particular. The bell ringings were so seamless. I forgot I was watching a silent film.

    The film is hilarious. So much funnier than it has any right to be. This was actually me. I laughed so hard at the scene where Buster runs at top speed to get to Sally’s house while she still thinks she’s on…

  • The Kid

    The Kid

    ★★★★½

    1:00 pm

    Watching a silent film double feature accompanied with live organ. First time I’ve ever been to something like this. What a awesome experience and a great film choice. This movie is amazing.

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  • Arctic Dogs

    Arctic Dogs

    ½

    3:45 pm

    The cold brew hit.

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ½

    4:00 pm

    Why does this have good reviews? Even better question, why the fuck is this held in such a higher regard than the first movie? What makes this so much better? I can’t even put together a devils advocate in my head for any of the reasons that I hate this film for. Fuck this movie. Damien Leone has his head up his own fucking ass so far I can tell. He really thinks he’s got some hot shit…