Late Movie Reviews

Late Movie Reviews


I was betterer at grammar, and punctuation in Elementary School.

1-3: Actual top all time favorites
4: Latest obsession

Favorite films

  • It Comes at Night
  • The Lego Movie
  • The Thing
  • Trammel

Recent activity

  • Something in the Dirt


  • Riotsville, USA


  • Dual


  • You Won't Be Alone


Pinned reviews

  • LMR



    Guys I am not a movie but thank you so much! It’s very flattering to see all these people saying such nice things about me. Never before have I been referred to as a “comfort movie😍😊😊” but I genuinely appreciate it. I also saw someone say I was better than The Godfather. While I don’t personally agree myself, I think it’s about the nicest thing that anyone has said to me. I mean wow y’all. Im so flattered to see…

  • Honest Thief

    Honest Thief


    8:00 pm

    YES OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO EPIC EPICKY EPIC!!! OMG UES GREAT FILM I LIKE WHEN HE SAID “I’m comin’ fuh yuu” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 and then the part when he was like BOOM and then he said “ready to confess?” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 DUDE OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO AWESOME YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIAM NEESON CAN DO ANYTHING HES SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay three great moments of 2020: “Can I help you, sir?”, “Take the…

Recent reviews

  • Something in the Dirt

    Something in the Dirt


    Sundance 2022: Film #9

    I gotta applaud the script here because I am still really goddamn confused. I got the basics down but there’s still a ton of crap I need to figure out.

    The acting is good, it’s funny, dialogue is good. Very well shot also. Good editing. There’s not too much I have to say because I feel like I need to rewatch this. This wasn’t exactly what I was expecting. Maybe I was waiting for something that…

  • Riotsville, USA

    Riotsville, USA


    Sundance 2022: Film #8

    Very well made documentary that is presented in a unique way. Not boring exactly. I just appreciate it more than I enjoy it. Good music. Good editing. Good presentation. Crazy shit that happened. Check it out.

Popular reviews

  • Arctic Dogs

    Arctic Dogs

    3:45 pm

    The cold brew hit.

  • Malignant


    12:00 pm

    In summary, it starts off absolutely terrible. So bad I thought I was watching the wrong movie. Then it gets okay. Some really good scare scenes but still has awful awful writing and dialogue. Then it gets pretty good. The good scare scenes are more present and the dialogue still sucks but I’m able to forgive it and ignore everything before… for a little bit. Then the third act and climax and everything else happens. Absolutely the worst…