Lindsay Blair Goeldner

Lindsay Blair Goeldner

film producer and former video store clerk. I also recommend movies on TikTok.

Favorite films

  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Crash
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

Recent activity

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  • Sanctuary

    ★★½

  • May December

    ★★★★

  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★

  • Saltburn

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  • Sanctuary

    Sanctuary

    ★★½

    Will kink in film ever be portrayed realistically? Whatever. I wanted this to be kinkier and hotter tbh. Margaret and Christopher did their damn thing though!

  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★

    This movie made me laugh uncomfortably in the way only Todd Haynes could do. And holy shit Charles Melton? Way to slay next to two screen legends.

    Ps. Vili Fualaau follows me on Instagram. If you wanna know why, follow me on Sunroom.

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  • I Like Movies

    I Like Movies

    my first feature narrative film as the lead producer :) made by video store clerks with a lotta love. please support and see it at TIFF 2022! 

    Get TIFF tickets here ❤️

    EDIT: for folks asking, we are releasing the film theatrically on March 10 across Canada!!! thanks so much for all your beautiful support.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    a pretty but exceedingly boring and predictable movie with the cheapest of thrills - surprised people are having such strong reactions to it. more like SLOWBURN am I right? one star for the last scene because it was great.

    Edit:
    someone called this TEORAMA for cowards and I can’t stop thinking about that!!!!! this movie serves gen z conservatives and people horny 4 Elordi only!

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