A comprehensive list of quasi-time travel films starring actors whose surname is Washington, wherein they are recruited by a clandestine…
I'm sorry, Lord. I've done so many bad things!
Cheese and crackers!
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Life is complicated. It's a funny world. People can't communicate. And you couldn't keep your erection.
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
You gotta be fuckin' kidding!
I like to remember things my own way ... not necessarily how they happened.
If you're going to lead people, you have to have somewhere to go.
I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.
A list of wonderfully grimy feeling films that often inspire long, cold showers after watching. If you have any other…