A comprehensive list of quasi-time travel films starring actors whose surname is Washington, wherein they are recruited by a clandestine…
Abel Ferrara
I'm sorry, Lord. I've done so many bad things!
M. Night Shyamalan
Cheese and crackers!
Christopher Nolan
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Robert Zemeckis
Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Neil LaBute
Life is complicated. It's a funny world. People can't communicate. And you couldn't keep your erection.
David Fincher
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
John Carpenter
You gotta be fuckin' kidding!
David Lynch
I like to remember things my own way ... not necessarily how they happened.
Francis Ford Coppola
If you're going to lead people, you have to have somewhere to go.
Walter Hill
I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.
Uncomfortably Sweaty Films
A list of wonderfully grimy feeling films that often inspire long, cold showers after watching. If you have any other…