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the good stuff
i love watching films starring dogs that could break into buckingham palace steal the crown jewels lead a group therapy session and then man a one dog mission to mars and afterwards coming home to my dog who is turning 11 and still doesn't know how to fetch. that's the only thing separating me from cruella, dog abilities. that's all really
Paddington is sad?
Paddington floods the house?
Paddington loses his mind?
Paddington starts a family?
Paddington offers to buy the next round?
Paddington but only a bit?
JUST A TADDINGTON.
Paddington replaces the current actor to play Olaf in a Frozen sequel?
Paddington accidentally headbutts Emma Stone?
Paddington does a flip on his pastel blue penny board in downtown Cali with the sound of the ocean breeze filling his ears as…
friend: can you pass the salad
celine: oh you know what men always do when you talk about salad? they get horny. i'll tell you the difference between men and women, women are lettuce and men are celery. listen i watched this documentary on a serial killer who asked for a salad for his last meal. jesse would've ordered a burger king. i have an american husband. god did you read his book? it's so embarrassing listen if you read…