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  • Django Unchained
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Black Dynamite

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  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★★½

  • This Is 40

    ★★★★

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  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ½

    jesus FUCK this SUCKS 

    the writing: bad
    the characters: bad
    leatherface: bad 
    the pacing: bad 
    everything: bad 

    i literally wanted all of them to die i was rooting for leatherface even tho he has like unrealistic strength???? like he threw a hammer at the girl and she got knocked like 5 ft back and broke the stairs??? HUH???? and he grabbed the guys wrist and snapped it w no effort like what the fuck 


    this genuinely fucking sucked 


    i hate movies that are just shitty takes on gen z


    “i’ll cancel you bro” SHUT UP PLEASE

    netflix fix yo shit cuh

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    pt 1&2
    so. fucking. cool. 
    the inquisitors were so dope i have to be honest i wasn’t confident about them cuz of how they looked in pictures but man was i wrong they were so cool
    reva is dope and the fact we’re gonna get darth vader in full swing is gonna be crazy
    we also get young leia??? caught me by surprise but it’s so cool


    pt 3
    darth fucking vader
    the lightsaber ignition we’ve been waiting for 
    leia…