Alex Leonce’s review published on Letterboxd:
Silly, goofy summer fun. Taylor-Johnson and Henry are hilarious together, while the ensemble cast as a whole sells well enough. In David Leitch fashion, the action's efficiently choreographed and directed, and Sela's stylish cinematography pops. The story's good with its numerous Chekov's gun, callbacks, and twists, albeit a bit derivative.
Bullet Train will have you in awe over Thomas the Tank Engine, that's for fucking certain!