Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Gran Torino
  • The Blues Brothers

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★

  • Finding Nemo

    ★★★★★

  • Inception

  • Belly

    ★★★★

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★

    This is the first full movie I’ve watched in maybe a year. Last one was the Irishman. At one point I fell asleep in the theatre and woke up with a boner. Could have been from the tense theme of the film, or from some of the other problems I am dealing with in my life. The fat Mexican kid was supposed to get killed off though, right? Like that motherfucker was written in to get murked at the end…

  • Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo

    ★★★★★

    Nemo at his best.

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★★★

    Here we see Selena Gomez turn in the performance of a lifetime. Perfect lips, tanned legs, perky tits, a tight little ass, and that beautiful smile...what more could you want? Selena if you’re reading this I would love to chat and perhaps grab some coffee some time. Not a big deal as to where, I’m not picky. Have not seen the movie yet

  • Inception

    Inception

    Total mindfuck😂