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  • Poison Ivy: The Secret Society

  • Jolt

    ★★½

  • Pig

    ★★★

  • Blood Red Sky

    ★★★

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  • Poison Ivy: The Secret Society

    Poison Ivy: The Secret Society

    Everybody in this got a huge chin for some reason.

    Also they compare a serious sexual crime to "Getting eggs thrown on your house" Fuck this movie lmao.

  • Jolt

    Jolt

    ★★½

    Better than I thought it would be. Quite funny.
    It's Atomic Crank with an anger management issue.

    After seeing Guntoaster Milktaste and Jolt it's clear to me that Kate Beckinsale is a way stronger lead than Karen Gillan. Night and day.

    Kate is so hot in this my primal brain was doing flips when she was on screen. The fuck was that wig tho.

    Movie takes a freaking nose dive near the end huh? disappointing.
    Seriously hated the last act.…

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  • Blood Red Sky

    Blood Red Sky

    ★★★

    "There are motherfuckin' vampires on da motherfuckin' plane!"
    - Dracula L Jackson

    I see the potential, this could have been so good, director totally knows how to make a good looking vampire movie but this plane story is not that great and develop way too slow. 25 minutes too long.

    Just I wish it was the same characters but not in a plane. Cause there's some great stuff about the world and vampire lore they built, they look amazing.

    I…

  • Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    ★★

    It's the same John Wick story again with a dash of Kingsmen.
    A lot of scenes are slightly modified versions of John Wick like the continental assault... now is a library.

    I support feminism 100% but this all felt like pandering no? Holy shit they legit call her a smart strong and independent woman unironically.. Can you go more corny.

    Anyway didn't like it,
    Karen is alright but you never feel like she is in danger cause NONE of the…