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  • Kung Fu Panda

    ★★★★

  • Ad Astra

    ★★★★½

  • Along for the Ride

    ★½

  • Severance

    ★★★

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  • Kung Fu Panda

    Kung Fu Panda

    ★★★★

    Watching Kung Fu Panda Every Time My Football Team Loses #3

    Shifu has such an unwavering faith in the archetypal structures of hero and villain that he forgets to remember those structures only exist because people embody them. Everything is laid out in front of him but his grief and trauma over Tai Lung spirals, and he's left with a segregative worldview of Good People and Bad People. He can't see that everyone is on their own path because he…

  • 2012

    2012

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the only reason i rewatched this was because i was 90% certain that the movie ended with africa miraculously being the only continent that fully survived the end of the world and i just had to double check

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  • Kung Fu Panda

    Kung Fu Panda

    ★★★★

    Watching Kung Fu Panda Every Time My Football Team Loses #7

    We're hitting the stage of Marvel delirium where I'm not watching this narratively, but rather just pointing at things I recognise with a vague sense of fondness. What a lovely day

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★★★★½

    I realise I can't compare every film to Billy Joel's THE STRANGER, so shoutout to James Gray for making AD ASTRA, a 2 hour film about Taylor Swift's closure

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