Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks
  • Spirited Away
  • Mommy
  • Donnie Darko

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  • Teen Wolf: The Movie

    ★★

  • The Sorcerer's Apprentice

    ★★

  • National Treasure

  • M3GAN

    ★★★★★

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  • Teen Wolf: The Movie

    Teen Wolf: The Movie

    ★★

    people in the teen wolf movie are now allowed to have their bare ass cheeks on display and swear every other line and i love it here

  • The Sorcerer's Apprentice

    The Sorcerer's Apprentice

    ★★

    nicolas cage can just do that

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  • Casting JonBenet

    Casting JonBenet

    ★★★★

    the truly most iconiqué part is where literally everyone's going on about the ramseys or something along the lines, but then there's that one guy saying: "i love breast torture. whipping nipples, tits. doing breast bondage."

  • Almost Adults

    Almost Adults

    ★★

    "fuck this fucking site" says mackenzie as she signs onto tumblr. ME TOO GIRL, ME TOO. every day.