Wildly boring for how unhinged it is. Morricone has a good spaghetti Western theme at the end though.
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You're going to either give me this space to process what I find interesting about a movie that has helped cause harm to me and people like me by pretentiously pontificating or you can move on right now!!!
Taken on its own, it's blatantly regressive. All the dizzying hall of mirrors style just leads to the same ugly reflection. This is not a movie to be taken on it's own though. This is a movie is in direct conversation with…
This was a Blockbuster favorite for me because when I first saw the VHS cover I assumed that this was a live action adaptation of Clifford the Big Red Dog. Even though there were no hints of a giant strangely colored dog on the cover. I thought they were being coy like an American Godzilla poster. Like just out of the frame is the suggestion of the most wondrous thing. And even though the plot of the film is never…