Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Little Women 2019

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Nov 2019

  I held open the door for Greta Gerwig on her way into the Q&A, and she treated me like a fully inanimate object. She is a laser focused boss woman. I am a wooden door stop. 

  And all I have to say is.

  STEP ON ME.

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Sep 2019

  Kristen Stewart trying to hop on Robert Pattinson’s dick is a lesbian act

Recent reviews

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  Love Actually 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Dec 2023

  why don’t more christmas movies feature keira knightley fan cams???

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2023

  damn imagine getting cucked so bad you start a war you can’t finish over the supernational state

  also, the use of “dawn” from pride and prejudice in this puppy absolutely boggles the mind…….

Popular reviews

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  The Prince & Me 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jul 2020

  princess diaries but make it fast & furious

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  Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! 2004

  ★★½ Rewatched 14 Feb 2021 1

  Where was Octavia Spencer’s best supporting actress nomination for her work as Cashier at Piggly Wiggly?