kris

wannabe filmé heaux. 
not watching as much bc of school & work <\3

Favorite films

  • Lady Bird
  • Mistress America
  • The Florida Project
  • Call Me by Your Name

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  • The First Time

    ★★★

  • Chemical Hearts

    ★★½

  • After

  • Cheaper by the Dozen

    ★★★★★

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  • The First Time

    The First Time

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    is it too much to ask for a dylan o'brien type to say "fuck it" and run across the room jus to kiss and/or rail me?

  • Chemical Hearts

    Chemical Hearts

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the way this bitch was about to give henry his jacket back and walk into her dead ex-boyfriend's parents' house in jus her bra and underwear like dawg the fact that this wasn't the most foul part of this movie i CAN'T

    anyway... austin abrams so sexy for no reason and i will simply watch every shitty thing he is in for the rest of his career 😌

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  • Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife

    Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife

    ★★★★

    "oh... well... let's make a fuckin mess, ali"

    my jaw fucking DROPPED

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    i watched this on a date and after the film finished he kissed my cheek and i said thanks (bc i'm a dumbass) and he whole ass smiled and replied, "it's not really a thanking situation." then he kissed me on the lips three times and just like when lady bird shook hands with kyle at new helvetia, i suddenly got all r&b songs ever written in one moment. 

    thank you to my God, Greta Gerwig.