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  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Jaws
  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  • Rango

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  • The Menu

    ★★★½

  • House Party

    ★★★

  • Zack and Miri Make a Porno

    ★★★★

  • The DUFF

    ★★★

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

    This was a really weird way of telling people who are pretentious about food to stfu

  • The DUFF

    The DUFF

    ★★★

    Can’t believe I watched this with a lizard person who can’t feel feelings

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  • Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

    Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

    ★½

    Jimmy Carr be like: “Everyone’s so sensitive.” *Proceeds to not be funny*

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    ½

    I can’t describe how much I hate this movie. I joke that I’d rather die than watch a lot of movies, but when I say it about this one I’m being REAL. Fuck this movie. It never should have been made. We would have cured cancer if this movie hadn’t been made.