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  • Violent Night

    ★★★½

  • 537 Votes

    ★★★

  • Jack Frost

    ★★★

  • [REC]

    ★★★½

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  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★½

    drawing from many different holiday classics, Violent Night is basically a hallmark movie carefully wrapped up in john wick wallpaper.

    i really enjoyed myself, much more than i thought i would. Die Hard i can tell was a heavy inspiration, and plenty of laughs to make the 1h52m runtime feel much shorter.

    this movie will probably make a lot of $$$, deservingly so.

  • 537 Votes

    537 Votes

    ★★★

    finally

    a chad i hate more than Chad

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  • Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

    ★★½

    while it’s really well acted and makes an attempt to be respectful towards the victims, this series ends up being yet another serial killer craze cash grab.

    evan peters is absolutely fantastic, but i don’t think there was any reason for this series to be made. there are moments here and there that i can understand, but 3/4 of this just feels like a dramatization of dahmer’s wikipedia page.

    everything that needs to be said about jeffrey dahmer (and just…

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★½

    it’s kinda weird that before i watched this i said “i have so many memories with this movie.”

    i remember waiting in line for TICKETS to this movie, then waiting about five hours to get in because our theater didn’t have assigned seating.

    i loved this movie then, and i love it now. it’s aged incredibly well and i can’t wait to see how future generations view it.