Favorite films

  • A Quiet Place Part II
  • Fear Street: 1666
  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Fear Street: 1994

Recent activity

  • Body of Lies


  • The Swimming Pool


  • Kate


  • Cruella 2

Recent reviews

  • Cruella 2

    Cruella 2

    Cruella 2: Crueller.

  • Cruella



    The production and costume design were great. Emma Stone was even better. The rest... meh.

    These overly contrived origin story films only really work if they don't end up contradicting the film they're supposed to be serving as a prequel to.

Popular reviews

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower


    "Don't you just love old music?"
    "Things sound so much better on vinyl."

    Actual lines of dialogue spoken in this movie. Fuck you, you self-absorbed, pretentious douchebags.

    Half a star each for the three leads, who I thought delivered competent performances despite the material they had to work with.

  • Rust and Bone

    Rust and Bone


    A film in which one of the most moving scenes of the year is set to a Katy Perry song. It takes an exceptionally good director to pull THAT off.