e. rizzo-olson

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reasonable question in the culture we live in today: do you think jesus was a fast zombie or a slow zombie? (she/her)

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  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    who would win in a fight: the 'excuse me. i am homeless. i am gay. i have aids. i am new in town' guy from this or the 'eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs' woman from COMEBACK KID?

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i almost never review films and if i do i never write smth long, but god, i need to do it for this because i have Thoughts™ (spoilers ahead, unless you read The Thread™)

    i didn't like this and quite frankly, i don't understand how anybody can look at this and like it. it's a candy colored rape revenge film, smth meant to be #empowering and to make viewers #fightlikeagirl, but underneath it, it's rotten. there's venom directed at the…