𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 🌷

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 🌷

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Favorite films

  • Dead Poets Society
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Over the Garden Wall
  • Jennifer's Body

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  • The Little Mermaid

    ★★½

  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    ★★★★½

  • Theater Camp

    ★★★★½

  • Into the Woods

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  • Six by Sondheim

    Six by Sondheim

    ★★★★★

    I know that Stephen Sondheim will never know how much he has changed my life and shaped the person I am today. But that’s ok. He is a teacher to every young aspiring theatre kid, every composer who is trying to write their first piece, every actor studying a role. There will never be anyone quite like him to me. His music awakens everything in me: pain, love, heartache, longing, hope, and everything in between. I look up to him, and that will never change. Thank you, Mr. Sondheim. We love you.

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    ★★

    There are millions of love songs in the history of musical discography. Literally millions. Whitney Houston, The Beatles, Michael Bublé, The Beach Boys. So many options. You could have picked ANY love song, Cinderella (2021). But NO, you HAD to pick Queen’s Somebody To Love. A song that has already been performed to the utmost PERFECTION by one Miss Anne Hathaway in the far superior live-action Cinderella adaptation, Ella Enchanted (2004). Why would you even DARE, even TRY to touch…

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  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★½

    The chemistry between Halle Bailey & Jonah Hauer-King??? Off the charts. The music?? Great! Everything else?? 👁️👄👁️ Continuing a certain trend that’s happening where live action remakes get a whole star or more removed in comparison to their animated blueprints.

  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    ★★★★½

    I have been and always shall be yours?? I (Spock) have been and always shall be YOURS (Kirk)???? I HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS SHALL BE YOURS????

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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★½

    Words cannot describe how fucking euphoric I feel when Tim Curry steps off that goddamn elevator.

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★★½

    Oh, Potatoes 🥔 and Molasses! 🕺🏻💃🏻
    If you want some, 🤲 oh just ask us 💬
    There're 🔥warm and soft like puppies🐶 and socks🧦
    Filled with cream🍨and candy rocks🍬
    Oh, Potatoes🥔 and Molasses!🕺🏻💃🏻
    They're so much 🍭sweeter than algebra 🔢 class
    If your stomach 😋 is 😋 grumbling 😋
    And your mouth 👄 starts mumbling 🗣
    There's only one thing 1️⃣to keep your brain 🧠 from crumbling
    Oh, Potatoes🥔 and Molasses!🕺🏻💃🏻
    If you ❌ can't see 'em 👁👁 put on…