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Favorite films

  • La Haine
  • Cave of Forgotten Dreams
  • Paris, Texas
  • Spirited Away

Recent activity

  • Decision to Leave


  • Watcher


  • The McPherson Tape


  • Hellraiser


Recent reviews

  • Decision to Leave

    Decision to Leave


    This was a very fun spin on the jilted lover thriller in a way I wasn’t expecting and that’s why Park Chan Wook is forever a favorite. Not only do you get to watch a visually pleasing film, you get a little humorous yet intense drama that surprises you at every turn. Excellent performance by Tang Wei and I knew I’ve seen Park Hae il somewhere before and turns out he’s the main suspect from Memories of Murder and the drunk Uncle from The Host 😭

    Wonderful stuff & I recommend watching it at the movies if you can.

  • Watcher



    I really liked this and while I see the appeal of an ending where some kind of justice isn’t obtained, I needed that release of her getting to fuck things up. Long live Maika Monroe you beautiful Angel.

Popular reviews

  • Catwalk: Tales from the Catshow Circuit

    Catwalk: Tales from the Catshow Circuit


    I’m still laughing over the scene where they try to get the cats to do an obstacle course.

  • Nope



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I can’t get over the Gordy subplot. I don’t think it has anything to do with the alien, rather the shoe was a reminder of what trauma does to people. How they see a small thing in the midst of chaos and give deeper meaning to it. One of the survivors of Columbine only remembers the girls ponytail who was running in front of him. Maybe the shoe was standing up in place, but it seems more like a coincidence…