kyle has written 8 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ during 2015.

  • Run All Night

    Run All Night

    ★★★★★

    5 WORD REVIEW: LIAM NEESEN'S GLORIOUS BULLET SYMPHONY

    This was the line in the sand that I drew with Mr. Neesen's "old man throat punching" cookie cutter action output as of late. I HATED Taken 3 and this movie is a more than fitting apology for that mess. Easily on the level of John Wick or some of the best Charles Bronson one man army type of flicks. I was totally unprepared for the garbage truck loads of ass this movie kicked. I am sincerely sorry for doubting Liam Neesen in any way and this movie is easily top ten movies of the year material.

  • Virtuosity

    Virtuosity

    ★★★★★

    5 WORD REVIEW: BEHOLD!!!!, THE RUSSELL CROW SHOW!!!!!

    This is probable the only time we ever got bat shit fun Russell Crow. and it's a damn shame he never reared his head ever again.

  • Wheels of Fire

    Wheels of Fire

    ★★★★★

    5 WORD REVIEW: TITTIES, TITTIES, WHEELS AND FIRE!!!

    This film is the most MAD MAX rip off of all the MAD MAX ripoffs. And that makes it all that more glorious.

  • UHF

    UHF

    ★★★★★

    5 WORD REVIEW: AL YANKOVIC'S A NATIONAL TREASURE

    The 2nd funniest movie I have ever seen. ( the first being Monty Python and The Holy Grail). Even the throw away jokes are genius I.E. the blind guy trying to solve a Rubick's Cube. And it's also Michael Richard's finest hour.... you know before he commited career suicide and all...

  • Clown

    Clown

    ★★★★★

    5 WORD REVIEW: KIDS, THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

    Best horror movie of 2015 so far! Don't let the name Eli Roth throw you off. This movie is truly a gem. And it has my boy Peter Stormare in it to boot.

  • Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

    Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

    ★★★★★

    5 WORD REVIEW: ALL YOUR OPINIONS ARE WRONG!!!!

    I fully believe that the entire world is wrong in their loathing of this movie. Sure... sure... the tribe of little kids did about as much for this franchise as the Ewoks did for the star wars universe. But all the other amazing stuff well makes up for it.

    "Master Blaster will always run the Bartertown of my heart" Kyle

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    5 WORD REVIEW. I DREAM OF THIS NIGHTLY

    I have not seen this movie, but, I fully believe that George Miller used his magic Australian superpowers and pulled this flick directly out of my subconscious and gave me everything i ever wanted to see up on a movie screen. As of right now everything else in life is secondary to staying alive until it is released in May.

  • Spookies

    Spookies

    ★★★★★

    This is the movie I compare all movies too. If you have not seen it I hate you.