kyle has written 5 reviews for films rated ★★★★½ during 2015.

  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes

    The Abominable Dr. Phibes

    ★★★★½

    5 WORD REVIEW: GROOVY DR. PHIBES HATES SURGEONS.

    The grooviest of all the slashers, and I believe that this should be mentioned very highly in the history of the slasher film genre as it follows the formula that it helped create.
    Dr. Phibes it what you get when the horror genre, the boroque, the proto slasher film, Vincent Prices' bravado and a gaggle of drunk british actors all get into a van after a night of drinking and let the…

  • As Above, So Below

    As Above, So Below

    ★★★★½

    5 WORD REVIEW: MIND FUCKED IN THE SEWERS

    This was one of the truly lost gems of last year. Hell, maybe the only one that was released theatrically. It farted into and then out of the theater in a heartbeat as I believe it was hurt in a truly awful ad campaign.

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★½

    5 WORD REVIEW: HEAD SHOTS FOR ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE!!!

    Did Keanu Reeves just school Stallone, Statham, Willis, and Schwarzenegger on how do do a proper action movie. By my account he did just that.

  • Treasure of the Four Crowns

    Treasure of the Four Crowns

    ★★★★½

    5 WORD REVIEW: BEST ATARI GAME NEVER MADE

    Glorious Italian Raiders of the Lost Ark rip off. A total nonsensical blast and the kind of weird flick i live for. And a total abust of the old 3D format.

  • Rage of Honor

    Rage of Honor

    ★★★★½

    5 WORD REVIEW: SHO KUZUGI VS. THE WORLD

    So many ninja stars.... so little time to throw them at people with facial hair... Best movie ever