kyle has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • San Andreas

    San Andreas

    5 WORD REVIEW: MOST" AS ADVERTISED" MOVIE EVER

    the rock is the modern day schwartzennegger. That being said this is his red heat, or raw deal. No rock bottoms, No one liners, No peoples elbow, no eyebrow, no poontang pie.... Just the rock going from vehicle to vehicle trying to find his daughter who is trapped in the midst of a CGI destroyed San Fran. And Paul Giamatti gives a great preformance , but he is incapeable of giving a bad one.

  • 2020 Texas Gladiators

    2020 Texas Gladiators

    5 WORD REVIEW: NO FRED "THE HAMMER" WILLIAMSON?!?

    I like to call this movie DEMONS 7: RAPE CHURCH starring Al Cliver as Randal "Tex" Cobb

  • Seventh Son

    Seventh Son

    ★★½

    5 WORD REVIEW: NOT AS BAD AS ADVERTISED

    A big, dumb, stupid, CGI fest..... and sometimes you want nothing more than that.