kyle has written 3 reviews for films rated .

  • The Pyramid

    The Pyramid

    5 WORD REVIEW MOLA RAM DID IT BETTER

    I was totally looking forward to seeing this. But alas I was totally let down. Anubis the half jackal half man egyptian god pulling out people hearts sounds totally awesome. Too bad the CG they used looked like it was straight out of PS one. And all the sets looked like they were made out of cardboard. A low rent version of As Above, So Below but devoid of anything interesting.

  • Public Enemies

    Public Enemies

    5 WORD REVIEW YOU MADE JOHN DILLINGER BORING?!?!

    This movie is the visual Equivalent of Jeff Bridge's "How to Fall Asleep Album. I am trying to put into words how bor...ZZZZZzzzzzz..... ZZZZzzzzzz.......

  • Outcast

    Outcast

    5 WORD REVIEW: BEST NIC CAGE HAIRPIECE YET

    "Acting" juggernauts Hayden Christiansen and Nic Cage do some fighting as Templar nights.... then some stuff happens... and then *POOF*Nic Cage becomes a samuari. Or at least that is how I imagined that the pitch meeting for this movie went down.