kyle has written 5 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • It Follows

    It Follows

    5 WORD REVIEW: 100% SHENINNAGANS LADEN STUDIO HYPE!

    It follows.... IT SUCKS!!!

  • The Internship

    The Internship

    5 WORD REVIEW: THE RAMEN NOODLES OF MOVIES

    Completely bland, Just like ramen noodles, I mean it fills you up... it does the job... but it's just so generic. Hell, even the t-shirts in this movie were bland 5 dollar wal mart shirts.

  • Neighbors

    Neighbors

    5 WORD REVIEW: A BLOND AYKROYD SCARES ME

    I picked this movie for the podcast this week because I have always loved these 2 dudes, Turns out that when you put Belushi in ste straight man role and tell Dan Aykroyd to do his best Bill Paxton impression it turns out to be pretty boring.

  • Taken 3

    Taken 3

    5 WORD REVIEW: LIAM NEESEN PUNCHES ZERO THROATS

    If you like to watch Forrest Whittaker drive aimlessly around a city then this movie is your Citizen Kane. Just Terrible.

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    5 WORD REVIEW: BUCKAROO BANZAI DID IT BETTER

    Someone explain this movie to me. I want to understand Planet Bookshelf.