Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Parasite
  • Lady Bird
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • Last Night in Soho


  • The Night House


  • Edward Scissorhands


  • Dances with Wolves

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “you dreamt of me?”
    — “no. i thought of you.”

    was gonna make this review just “céline sciamma invented something, she actually invented love with this film” or maybe “she does it for the girls and the touch-starved gays” and call it a day but this film deserves at least a few paragraphs of me rambling semi-coherently

    first: those lines i quoted at the start..... not to be dramatic... but they killed me on the spot. like fully came through…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    what if us two wickies .... kissed on this damned rock ? 🤭🤭 aha ha, only joshing lad..... 😅

    unless.. ? 😳

Recent reviews

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho


    really really wanted to enjoy this a lot more than i did, like in a ‘i’m blown away, this is absolutely brilliant’ sort of way, but maybe having super high expectations let it down for me

    (trying not to get spoilery but just in case i’d stop reading here if you don’t wanna know anything)

    the first half i was pretty engaged with as the plot built and unravelled, however as it started into the last act it lost me…

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby


    the gay gatsby i mean gay gatsby i mean gay gatsby i mean gay gatsby i mean gay i mean—

    no but really you’re gonna spy on your passed out half-dressed neighbour in his garden, immediately give him a unique personal invitation to one of your famous fancy parties, actually meet him, insist on bringing him on your HYDROPLANE the next morning…. then ask him to be your wingman??? cold

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