• The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    But I love chef

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

    Not as good as Lone Survivor. Maverick should’ve been played by Mark Wahlberg

  • The Bubble

    The Bubble

    One star only for Fred Armisen

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If my family died and I started showing symptoms of psychosis I don’t think watching my neighbor and tenant die and fighting off a serial killer would alleviate those symptoms

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    ★★★★½

    I’ve waited ten years to watch this movie. Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★

    Guide to get rich quick- must have low morals and not fear death.

  • The Last Dance

    The Last Dance

    ★★★★★

    Loved it all, will occasionally have on in the background and get pulled in every time. Maybe one day I’ll beat Jack in one on one. We’ll find out in April

  • The Big Sick

    The Big Sick

    ★★★★½

    Look me in the eyes when you fuck me

  • Before I Go to Sleep

    Before I Go to Sleep

    ★★★★

    **SPOILER**

    How did not one person know that the man she had been living with was not her former husband??? 

    A couple plot holes but overall v enjoyable

  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears

    ★★★★

    This was actually really sad. Free Brit

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★★

    Nobody says each other’s names that much

  • Coherence

    Coherence

    ★★★½

    There aren’t too many different colors of glow sticks so there can’t be too many realities out there. They should’ve stayed inside.