• Mystery Train

    Mystery Train

    ★★★★★

    One Night in Memphis


    (i will be real with you, i think jim jarmusch is my favorite director)

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★★★

    no disrespect to totoro but what planet was i on when i said that was the best ghibli film

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★★½

    had to rewatch so i could remember what color shrek was

  • Pretend It's a City

    Pretend It's a City

    i don’t like sports, but i also don’t like people who are too vocal about not liking sports. like the kinds of people who post the same “hope they score a goal” joke on superbowl night every single year. i’m forsure guilty of this. don’t get me wrong, i also think sports culture is obnoxious and easy to make fun of, but it feels like the same jab every time. 

    i say all of this to make it clear that fran lebowitz is the only person i know of who can talk about not liking sports and make it a point worth listening to.

  • Earwig and the Witch

    Earwig and the Witch

    i’ve seen commercials for The General Insurance that look better than this

  • Klute

    Klute

    ★★★½

    wish i liked this more but i still liked it! jane fonda, what needs to be said? and that score is beautifully haunting. i can’t say it loses steam in the second half but it definitely doesn’t embrace what the first half had going for it. i think one of my biggest take aways is that adam driver is the sequel to donald sutherland.

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★★½

    lots of people have seen this movie

  • Point Break

    Point Break

    ★★★★½

    i feel so alive right now

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★

    felt like i was plankton in that scene where he eats the holographic meatloaf but this time the meatloaf wouldn’t stop whining

  • The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

    The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

    ★★★★

    this is, and i don't say this lightly, bananas

  • Pilots

    Pilots

    this happened to my buddy jeff

  • Police Story

    Police Story

    ★★★½

    loved the part where he did the stunt