• The Swan

    The Swan

    ★★★★

    keep these coming for the rest of my life

  • Prison on Fire

    Prison on Fire

    ★★★★½

    true friendship

  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde

    ★★★★½

    feels good to be back watching real movies

  • Hit Man

    Hit Man

    ★★★★

    hot man

  • Hell of a Summer

    Hell of a Summer

    ★★★

    hate to see a film guy with a nut allergy lose

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★½

    hit it out of the park for me, probably goes even harder with a bowl of soup

  • Knox Goes Away

    Knox Goes Away

    ★½

    something tells me michael keaton liked Barry

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    didn’t know it was possible to make a funny version of The Hunt (2012)

  • One Life

    One Life

    ★★★

    the most sniffles i’ve ever heard in a movie theater

  • Finestkind

    Finestkind

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “i’m yer fuckin daddy!” instant classic

  • You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail

    ★★★½

    wasn’t feeling the hanks at any point, movie won me over tho ❤️

  • All About My Mother

    All About My Mother

    ★★★★½

    favorite almodóvar, i think