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  • Donnie Darko
  • Woman in the Dunes
  • Sex, Lies, and Videotape
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • American Pie Presents: Beta House

  • The Green Knight

    ★★★★

  • American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile

    ½

  • American Pie Presents: Band Camp

    ★½

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  • American Pie Presents: Beta House

    American Pie Presents: Beta House

    LOL broooo wouldnt it be CRAZYYY funny if like the guy busted a nut on a girls teddy bear while she was rubbing aloe vera on his leg LMAOO!!! mannn, this movie is gna be sooooo edgy hahaha lets put in a part where someone shoots themself in the head with a gun loaded with horse semen xDDDDD my iq is genuinely 23 nerds suck!!!!! nerds are gay!!!! i eat pussy man, only pussy!! only shaven pussy. only hair if…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★

    'The Green Knight' is a medieval acid trip compacted into two hours. It features a great cast, beautiful landscapes, and a score that does wonders for the atmosphere of the movie. The ending initially fell short for me, but honestly the thing that works most for the film is just how against the grain it strikes. It's almost methodical in its messiness, and what that results in is a one-of-a-kind film that deserves a watch from anyone whose intrigue was caught off that first line.

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  • Ema

    Ema

    Me: "Can we stop and get Gaspar Noe?"
    Mom: "We have Gaspar Noe at home"
    Gaspar Noe at home:

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    Kaufman is notable for Synecdoche, New York which is every movie elitist's favorite film to over-praise and ridicule people they deem as stupid for not "understanding", because well, thinking something is a hunk of shit straight up means you are too small-minded to understand, right? Well, a few years back Anomalisa came out and that seemed very interesting to me. Nope. It held my interest simply because I wanted to see how it ended, and it ended with me wondering…