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  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    This is what zero Oscars does to a mf - It drives them to win Razzies instead.

  • Burning

    Burning

    ★★★★★

    ┏┓ 
    ┃┃╱╲ in
    ┃╱╱╲╲ this
    ╱╱╭╮╲╲tiny apartment 
    ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
    ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ 
    Masturbate onto the window 
    where the tower seldom reflects
    the sun, pretending that 
    cats and fruits don’t exist
    🔪🍊🐈  🤷‍♀️ 🕳🔥
    ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ 
    ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    Anya Taylor-Joy: *stares directly into the camera with her glinting eyes after moving a chess piece*

    Me, humbly shaking my head: I resign.

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It was very surreal to see a 3-hour movie where a bunch of adults gets together to verbally bully a little clown.