The Spanish-language version of Dracula isn’t better or worse than the English version however it is 100% pound for pound more Spanish which is so so good!!! We need to…
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The VelociPastor 2018
Which character are you:
Doug: You are a dragon warrior and everyone in the friend group goes to you for advice.
Carol: You are the hoe in the friend group…
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Sharpe's Enemy 1994
Sadly the last appearance of Pete Postlethwaite in the Sharpe and a much more maligned role seeing how little time he and Sean Bean actually get on screen together outside…
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Hotel Transylvania: Transformania 2022
It's cool that they made the invisible man into a jewish-coded king
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Van Helsing 2004
If I was a film critic with a reputation to uphold, I wouldn’t go anywhere near Van Helsing (2004), let alone praise it. Luckily, I have very little to lose…
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Repentance 1987
I watched this film three times in the space of a week and studied it meticulously for an essay, but this did not actually put me off at all. If…
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12 Years a Slave 2013
Not only is it cinematically brilliant, with beautifully shot scenes and wonderful and moving performances from both Chiwetel Ejiofor and the excellent Lupita Nyong’O, but it also does not shy…
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