Steve Blank

By night I scrub floors at Walmart. By day I watch an unhealthy number of movies.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Back to the Future
  • Little Women
  • Cats

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  • Nope

    ★★★★

  • Airplane II: The Sequel

    ★★★

  • Memory

  • Airplane!

    ★★★★

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★

    A solid thriller that unfortunately wants to be scary. Had it not leaned so hard into the bloody dead kid ghost imagery, I think I would've liked it more. I will say tho, there is one VERY effective jump scare. If I'd had any, I probably would have launched popcorn like in a cartoon.

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★★

    It's fine or whatever. Buzz is easily the worst character in it.

    (Can I say I have problems with this in the larger Toy Story mythos without sounding like like one of those "they ruined my childhood" people?)

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  • Another Night of the Living Dead

    Another Night of the Living Dead

    Half of this is the original Night Of The Living Dead with added sound effects for "comedic" effect. Most of the time, it's a fart sound. If you thought Night Of The Living Dead didn't have enough farts, this movie might be for you. 
    The other half is a horrible nerd character who is either in completely new scenes or digitally inserted in old Night Of The Living Dead footage. He's annoying & awful. His catchphrase: "Suck my balls." So fucking…

  • Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge - Adventure Awaits

    Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge - Adventure Awaits

    ★★½

    Shoutout to the guy who said, “It’s not a merchandise shop, it’s a merchandise experience.”