Steve Blank

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By night I scrub floors at Walmart. By day I watch an unhealthy number of movies.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Back to the Future
  • Little Women
  • Speed Racer

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  • The Unofficial Science of Indiana Jones

    ★★

  • The Unofficial Science of Die Hard

    ★★

  • Dune

    ★★★½

  • Madame Web

    ★★★½

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  • Logan's Run

    Logan's Run

    ★★★½

    Honestly, a pleasure based society where you die at 30 seems pretty perfect.

  • Let's Be Cops

    Let's Be Cops

    ★★★★★

    I'm just so sad.

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★★½

    Is it dumb? Yes. Does it have horrible looking CGI? Yes. Did I have fun? Also yes. In no way deserving of it's 1.7 average rating. Gimme a sequel

  • Land of Bad

    Land of Bad

    ★★★

    Did a great job at making me want to go home & play Ghost Recon. A fine piece of war propaganda

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  • Another Night of the Living Dead

    Another Night of the Living Dead

    ½

    Half of this is the original Night Of The Living Dead with added sound effects for "comedic" effect. Most of the time, it's a fart sound. If you thought Night Of The Living Dead didn't have enough farts, this movie might be for you. 
    The other half is a horrible nerd character who is either in completely new scenes or digitally inserted in old Night Of The Living Dead footage. He's annoying & awful. His catchphrase: "Suck my balls." So fucking…

  • Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge - Adventure Awaits

    Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge - Adventure Awaits

    ★★½

    Shoutout to the guy who said, “It’s not a merchandise shop, it’s a merchandise experience.”