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  • Body Double
  • Sicario
  • The Lobster
  • There's Something About Mary

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  • Pineapple Express

    ★★★★

  • The Alpinist

    ★★★

  • Outlaw King

    ★★★½

  • Encanto

    ★★

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  • Pineapple Express

    Pineapple Express

    ★★★★

    “You are going to go to college next year. You’ll get into Godspeed You! Black Emperor and the fucking Shins, and you’ll blow a bunch of dudes and become a lesbian”

  • Outlaw King

    Outlaw King

    ★★★½

    Pine peen, Florence tatas, horrific battles (all of which are beautifully shot), how had I not heard about this?

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  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★½

    This is what y’all are raving about?! One of those features where I feel like I’ve watched something different than everyone else. Almost impressively exhaustive with how formulaic and cheesy at every turn it manages to be, some true milk toast shit complete with horrendous green screen work, that I’ll have to bite my tongue and say “Yeah, it was fine” for the next month every time someone lights up and raves to me about it. At least they made my…

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★

    Coming at you with a semi hot take, I didn’t love this. Day after Thanksgiving theatre crowd was BRUTAL, the girl to the left of me took her shoes off and spent most of the showing on her phone, while the family to the right talked the entire time and didn't even use their library voices once. Great opening sequence to get things cooking, then politics became too on the nose and I felt it blew its load prematurely which took me out of it for a bit. I’m glad Rian went for it but Clue still reigns as the top whodunnit in my book.