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Every film is encapsulated by a Nine Inch Nails song

Favorite films

  • The Trial
  • Nashville
  • Velvet Goldmine
  • Southland Tales

Recent activity

  • Christmas Evil


  • Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2


  • Repulsion


  • The The - The Comeback Special - Live at the Royal Albert Hall

Pinned reviews

  • Valley of the Dolls

    Valley of the Dolls


    Valley of the Dolls plot points as Hole songs 

    -“Doll Parts”: Neely pops her first doll and descends into showbiz Hell 
    -“Jennifer’s Body”: Jennifer makes art films in France and is prized exclusively for her bosom 
    -“Playing Your Song”: Neely and Tony sing a duet at the sanitarium
    -“Skinny Little Bitch”: Neely tosses Helen Lawson’s wig in the toilet 
    -“Celebrity Skin”: Neely woefully screams her name in a vacant New York alley
    -“Happy Ending Story”: Anne saunters through the New England woods in a gorg fur coat

  • Possession



    💒 Anna’s “come to Jesus” moment: moaning erotically beneath the gaudy crucifix in a West Berlin church 

    💒 Kat’s “come to Jesus” moment: witnessing Possession’s 4K restoration (Jesus) on a silver screen (crucifix) at the AFI (church)

Recent reviews

  • Eileen



    I was the only pube-on-soap chuckler in the theater :(

  • Marc Maron: End Times Fun

    Marc Maron: End Times Fun

    Watched this special as our almighty God intended: on the clock at work while unboxing Harley Davidson Barbies

Popular reviews

  • Love Liza

    Love Liza


           Things Wilson loves:
    *Liza 👧🏼💖💌
    *Gasoline ⛽💙
    *Radio control ✈️🚤
    *Unsanctioned swimming 🏊🐬
    *Lying to gas station attendants 🤫🚙
    *Possibly burning down his house 🏡🔥         
           Things I love:
    all those things + the unparalleled stunning magnificent Philip Seymour Hoffman 👑

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


    It just occurred to me that ‘bang bang’ might be a double entendre?! 

    p.s. first screening as an Alamo Drafthouse Season Pass holder 😝