kristianday

I make movies, tv, and commercials.
Member of the p.g.a and LMGI
I also write stuff.

Favorite films

  • Clean, Shaven
  • Once Upon a Time in the West
  • The Great Beauty
  • Lost Highway

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  • Skinamarink

    ★★★★★

  • The War Room

    ★★★½

  • Wildcat

    ★★★

  • BARDO, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths

    ★★★★★

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★★

    If you are a fan of black metal, specifically something like Paysage d'Hiver or Nortt, then I would say SKINAMARINK is the black metal equivalent of genre film. It doesn't care if you don't like it. It's not for everybody and was never meant to be. It's for those who want to immerse in the world without ever getting a real payoff.

    I don't know. I love this film but probably not one that should be shown in a regular theater. I would recommend watching in a sensory deprivation chamber or just in a small room by yourself to fully embrace it.

  • The War Room

    The War Room

    ★★★½

    I do love political documentaries. After having to face the fact that the Iowa Democratic Caucuses will no longer continue I decided I needed a little fix to settle my senses.

    In 1992 I was seven years old so I was absolutely not in tune for this election cycle when I was growing up. I had no clue who James Carville or George Stephanopoulos were back then.

    Political docs are more of a time capsule then any other because so…

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  • Christmas Bloody Christmas

    Christmas Bloody Christmas

    ★★★★½

    Have you ever done cocaine? Cool. Have you ever done cocaine and directed a movie? Then, while you were editing your masterpiece, you did periodic bumps throughout your 10-14 hour cut sessions? If the answer is yes, then you've made it.

    While sitting with my buddies in a dark auditorium inside a mall movie theater in Des Moines, Iowa these same thoughts ran through my head. Was this a cocaine fever dream for Joe Begos? This super 16, haze filled,…

  • Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation

    Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation

    ★★★

    Finally received the Vestron blu-ray. I have it on VHS and frankly the original DVD release looked worse.

    As far as this entire series goes, this is the most original. It lacks a lot of the Christmas feels but who even cares. There are giant slugs, witches, and squirt scene that reminds me of when I put my index finger on one of my nostrils on shoot out snot through the other while I'm in a hot steamy shower during the peak of cold season.

    A+