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  • Fast Color
  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Opera
  • Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

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  • Black Widow

    ★★★★

  • They Call Me Jeeg

    ★★★

  • Stage Fright

    ★★★½

  • Scary Movie 3

    ★★½

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    "There will be nothing left of you. Only space for me."

    Made a Suspiria playlist.

    Now excuse me, while I simp for Suspiria (2018) for a mo. Now yes, this remake lacks color and the exuberant Goblin score from the original, but it makes up for it in all other categories.

    "You’re in a company now. You have to find your right place. You have to decide, what is it you want to be for this company? Is it the…

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★

    The "Baby wants to fuck" scene is the most horrifying thing I have ever witnessed. This is actually a horror film. Love it.

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  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★★

    "The best part of my life was fake and none of you told me."

    "To me you were everything"

    🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • They Call Me Jeeg

    They Call Me Jeeg

    ★★★

    Literally snatched this bitch's wig

    So, the film is....come si dice....unhinged. and somehow only mildly fun??? The last act made it worth the watch. Granny did her best with that iron. Luca plays chaos incarnate very well.

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  • The Resort

    The Resort

    ★½

    Why was this so uninteresting? This could've been fun bad, but just didn't go far enough with the weird, the horror, or the humor.

    Aleast the actors and crew got to enjoy a beautiful location. I ended up watching the second half of the film on mute with subtitles while listing to Billie Eilish's new album. Made my view experience a lot better.

  • Shadow in the Cloud

    Shadow in the Cloud

    ★★★

    Well no, i didn't wake up today thinking I'd see Chloe Grace Moretz fist fight a literal gremlin....but here we are.

    This is a solid yet OUTRAGEOUS action movie. The setting and set pieces are exciting, but the dialogue and characters were mainly trash. Could’ve done with more pew pew and less spew spew.