• Snowmance

    Snowmance

    ★★

    It's just a dollar store version of just friends. Except stop pushing Nick on us, he sucks and has no (snow)balls. Go make a snow girlfriend bro, you suck.

    Cole the snowman was amazing though. He has abs, is considerate, charming and will finance her so she can write a travel blog, and is gonna take her and her family to Paris for Christmas?!

    F the ending of this movie. BRB gonna go make a snowman.

  • Just Friends

    Just Friends

    ★★★★★

    I still know this movie by heart after all these years lol. I love it, idc ❤

  • Love Hard

    Love Hard

    ★★★

    It was really nice to see the Shredder enjoying the holidays with family.

  • Ernest Saves Christmas

    Ernest Saves Christmas

    ★★★½

    You wouldn't think so by the title, but Ernest literally does save Christmas!

  • Hometown Holiday

    Hometown Holiday

    The lawyer guy looks so young. He reminds me of QT from the mtv band 2get+her but far less attractive or charming.

    This movie really hates city folks and it trashes big cities alot. The two leads maybe spend a total of 2 days together in the span of like 9 months, but that was enough time for them to fall in love? Despite the fact that he lied about being a rancher when he's really a high powered LA…

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★★

    According to my sister, if you don't watch this movie on Thanksgiving then Christmas season never officially starts.

    Happy turkey day everyone ❤🦃❤

  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise

    ★½

    The only thing that could have saved this movie was Brenden Fraser.

    We need more Brenden Fraser 🙏

  • Sleepless in Seattle

    Sleepless in Seattle

    ★★★

    Love ya Tom, but I fail to see how Bill Pullman is the wrong choice? I'll marry you Walter!! ❤

  • 3 Men and a Baby

    3 Men and a Baby

    ★★★½

    2 hot guys and Ted Danson raise a cute baby left on their doorstep. Despite the title, this had some major girl power. Sylvia and Mary get 3 baby daddies in the end, you go ladies!!!

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★

    A Wes Anderson newspaper anthology that tries so hard to be artistic and quirky yet had nothing to say, yawn. Other than the casting and camera technique I was bored af. Its beautiful to look at, but lacks depth and cohesion. The constant black and white to color and the reverse subtitles was annoying and confusing. The sexual in your face dialogue was off putting. I like Wes Anderson, but now I can only surmise that he enjoys the smell of his own farts.

  • A Christmas Wedding Tail

    A Christmas Wedding Tail

    This is a sequel to love on a leash. And nothing anyone says will ever convince me otherwise.

    The love story was so pathetic and cringey omg. Wtf was this casting? Dollar store Patrick Dempsey was really distracting. Tom Arnold's scenes are just him on his phone in someone's backyard lol. And it needed way more dogs. I feel stupider after watching this.

  • Hero at Large

    Hero at Large

    ★★★

    John Ritter made a PG version of the boys before it was cool.