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  • Cats

    Cats

    every frame is a painting, and each painting sucks

    this was a CATastrophe

    we are living in a post-cats society

  • Chappie

    Chappie

    this is the longest sony advertisement ive ever watched

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    I literally was struggling to stay awake. Not scary. The best part of the whole experience at the theater was when an old man was humming/singing the Star Spangled Banner in the bathroom and it was honestly kinda surreal/scary, so that was cool.

    None of the jump scares were actually scary, you always knew what was coming. Movie is bad.

  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I watched this when I was a child, and it scared me. I then heard my parents playing Puzzle Pirates through the vents, and I thought it was scary alien clowns coming to get me. Would not recommend.