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  Cats 2019

  Added by Bran Flakes

  every frame is a painting, and each painting sucks

  this was a CATastrophe

  we are living in a post-cats society

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  Chappie 2015

  Added by Bran Flakes

  this is the longest sony advertisement ive ever watched

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  Slender Man 2018

  Added by Bran Flakes

  I literally was struggling to stay awake. Not scary. The best part of the whole experience at the theater was when an old man was humming/singing the Star Spangled Banner in the bathroom and it was honestly kinda surreal/scary, so that was cool.

  None of the jump scares were actually scary, you always knew what was coming. Movie is bad.

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  Killer Klowns from Outer Space 1988

  ½ Added by Bran Flakes

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I watched this when I was a child, and it scared me. I then heard my parents playing Puzzle Pirates through the vents, and I thought it was scary alien clowns coming to get me. Would not recommend.