They don't call me "Five Star Mike" for nothing.
It's no secret how much I dislike Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. The theatrical cut sucks and the ultimate cut might be more coherent but it sucks, too. I just don't like what Snyder did with those characters. And, I also think that as janky as it is, the theatrical cut of Justice League is a better movie than BvS. It's a complete mess, but the characters finally felt right and the bullet train pacing helped gloss over the…