Michael Colpitts

They don't call me "Five Star Mike" for nothing.

Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • Halloween
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

Recent activity

  • Encanto


  • The Incredibles


  • The Wolf of Wall Street


  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

    Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

    In a career that gave us Cop Out, Tusk, Yoga Hosers, and that Tweet about his wife, this is still the most embarrassing thing that Kevin Smith has ever made.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    It's no secret how much I dislike Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. The theatrical cut sucks and the ultimate cut might be more coherent but it sucks, too. I just don't like what Snyder did with those characters. And, I also think that as janky as it is, the theatrical cut of Justice League is a better movie than BvS. It's a complete mess, but the characters finally felt right and the bullet train pacing helped gloss over the…