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  Beautiful Creatures 2013

  ★★ Watched by Matt Brown 12 Aug 2022

  Fake Southern accents offend my Southern ear.

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★ Rewatched by Matt Brown 12 Aug 2022

  When does this movie go off the rails visually? 

  Literally when the train goes off the rails. The last 7-ish minutes of this movie is a terrible cgi crime scene.

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  Vengeance 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Matt Brown 02 Aug 2022 2

  Honestly, if you told me I’d be this impressed by a B.J. Novak film, I’d call you a liar. 

  Additionally, if you told me I’d be this impressed by an Ashton Kutcher performance, then I’d call you a filthy liar. 

  But here we are. 

  
  
  

  Side Note: As a Texan, I’m obligated to tell you that Whataburger truly is the best and it truly is right there!

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  The Bird with the Crystal Plumage 1970

  ★★★★ Watched by Matt Brown 26 Oct 2021 2

  I am endlessly fascinated by the cinematic concept of character witnessing a crime from afar and being unsure of the details of what occurred. 

  This movie contains what has to be one of my favorite versions of this, the protagonist is literally trapped in a glass box unable to offer assistance or escape, and visually it’s stunning and exciting. 

  
  
  

  🔪🩸Giallo-ween 2021