kmeaston Patron

I'll watch anything once, and almost nothing twice.

Favorite films

  • Day of Wrath
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • Baby Driver
  • Kiss Me Deadly

Recent activity

  • The Bakery Girl of Monceau


  • The Ritual


  • December 7th


  • John Ford: The Man Who Invented America


Pinned reviews

  • Mad Love

    Mad Love


    He's just lucky that he got knife-throwing hands, instead of, say, public masturbating hands.

  • Mr. Nobody

    Mr. Nobody


    Look, Jaco. You can either force me to put up with your ponderous, pseudo-scientific bullshit, --or-- you can make me tolerate entirely more Jared Leto than is healthy. But not both. Not. Both.

    Also, it seems this is the movie that convinced Sarah Polley that she was better off directing than acting. So silver linings, I guess.

Recent reviews

  • The Bakery Girl of Monceau

    The Bakery Girl of Monceau


    Fall in love with a bakery girl, that's how you get the diabeetus.

  • The Ritual

    The Ritual


    Between this and Midsommar, it's pretty clear that Sweden isn't interested in your tourism dollars.

Popular reviews

  • South Park: Joining the Panderverse

    South Park: Joining the Panderverse


    To be fair, I seriously doubt Trey and Matt know how to fix an oven door, either.

    Also, I basically agree with Kyle when he says that the multiverse is just a cheap device that people use to breathe life into tired franchises.

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City


    Close Encounters of the (Cinema) Nerd Kind