Kevin. 29. Arthouse manager and Barbara Stanwyck slappy. The present day sucks so I live on TCM.

Favorite films

  • Carnival of Souls
  • All I Desire
  • The Meetings of Anna
  • Lola

Recent activity

  • Through the Olive Trees


  • Kitty


  • Cause for Alarm!


  • Death Takes a Holiday


Recent reviews

  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins


    Gas station sushi. A soulless, mostly ugly Hollywood husk of a yakuza movie made for people who've never heard of Takashi Miike. Remind me why I waste so much of my life watching movies again? If I wanted to slobber over Úrsula Corberó, I could just look at her Instagram.

  • Old


    I’m living in the future so the present is my past/My presence is a present, kiss my ass

    Forget Kanye, when's the new Midsize Sedan mixtape dropping? Main takeaway is that M. Night would make a killer murder mystery movie.

Popular reviews

  • The Loveless

    The Loveless


    Is Willem Dafoe hot? A case study.

  • Detroit



    I'm from Detroit. I've lived in and around the city for the majority of my life. This movie has nothing to say about this city, the uprising of '67 or, most damningly, what it's like to be black in America. Detroit (the movie) is the cinematic equivalent of Ramsay Bolton from Game of Thrones; it luxuriates interminably in the depths of human depravity without ever arriving at a meaningful conclusion. Maybe the hopelessness I felt watching Detroit was intentional. It…