Kevin. 31. Former arthouse manager (RIP Main Art) and Barbara Stanwyck slappy.

Favorite films

  • Carnival of Souls
  • All I Desire
  • The Meetings of Anna
  • Lola

Recent activity

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

  • The Covenant

  • Chevalier

  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline

Recent reviews

  • The Covenant

    The Covenant

    A rehash of the Chuck Norris Missing in Action franchise for the Afghanistan War. The most chilling detail in this ludicrously macho slog is its view of marriage as little more than a business partnership. I think it's officially time to put Guy Ritchie on the "pay no mind" list. If it weren't for last year's AmbuLAnce, I'd be saying the same thing about Jake.

  • Showing Up

    Showing Up

    Michelle Williams really challenging my belief that nobody looks good in Crocs.

Popular reviews

  • The Loveless

    The Loveless


    Is Willem Dafoe hot? A case study.

  • Detroit



    I'm from Detroit. I've lived in and around the city for the majority of my life. This movie has nothing to say about this city, the uprising of '67 or, most damningly, what it's like to be black in America. Detroit (the movie) is the cinematic equivalent of Ramsay Bolton from Game of Thrones; it luxuriates interminably in the depths of human depravity without ever arriving at a meaningful conclusion. Maybe the hopelessness I felt watching Detroit was intentional. It…