Kirk Balopoulos

Kirk Balopoulos

Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Arrival
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • Urban Legend

    ★★★★★

  • Firestarter

    ★½

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Uncharted

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  • Urban Legend

    Urban Legend

    ★★★★★

    A dog does a beer bong. Instant classic

  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    ★½

    Strayed too far from the source material for my liking.

    At best loosely based on the Prodigy song.

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  • The Haunted Mansion

    The Haunted Mansion

    “I took three years of Latin.”
    -A 12 year old

  • Sphere

    Sphere

    ★★

    I thoroughly enjoyed the stupidity this movie displays while trying so desperately to be intellectual sci-fi. Samuel L. Jackson visits the sphere, starts acting erratically while eating eggs, and then Sharon Stone writes in her notebook “Are eggs spheres?”